BUDDHIST SAYING

WHAT BUBBA THINKS IT MEANS

The Greatest Wisdom Is Seeing Through Appearances.

Just because a woman dresses like a prostitute, it doesn’t mean she IS one,: so you can go on ahead and propose to her, she is courtin’; material.

Do not speak - unless what you have to say is an improvement on this silence in the room..

Turn your cell phones OFF at the movies, for gosh sakes, how many times we gotta tell you?

Things are not what they appear to be: Nor are they otherwise.

Ummm, how ‘bout them Yankees?

Time will not wait for your needs.

Go in, do your business, flush, and get out, doggonit - other people are waiting. And don’t forget to wash with soap!

If you do not have balance internally and externally, then your daily life is not in tune with your spiritual being.

Show some sense, for once, man, and use some common sense. If you tell your illigitimate kids not to smoke, don’t be sending them down to the grocery store to buy your cigarrettes for ya.

If you are spiritually balanced, nothing can bind you.

A bowl of oatmeal every day will keep you regular!

No one is responsible for your own spiritual balance but yourself.

If you can’t stand work, then quit for gosh sakes! You can always get a jopb down at the Piggly Wiggly!

Avoid evil thoughts, as a man who loves life would avoid danger.

When that fellow in the fancy car cuts you off, do not - and I repeat this for the slow among you - do not ram his sterling plated bumper with your pickup truck.

Being honest with yourself is the finest gift you can receive.

Hey, if you don’t like the beer you receive for your birthday presents, remember, mom and dad are just trying to express their love for you. ‘sides, you can always go out later and sneak in some Coors Original when they aren’t looking.