BUDDHIST SAYING

WHAT BUBBA THINKS IT MEANS

Avoid places that disturb your mind, and always remain where your virtues increase.

Stay out of the tavern, ‘cause all the rowdies go there to start fights. Go to the VFW for serious drinking, they don’t let people fight there.

Until you attain enlightenment the Spiritual Teacher is indispensable, therefore rely upon the holy Spiritual Guide.

Go to church, or you’ll end up in jail, like Burt.

Dedicate your virtues throughout the day and the night, and always watch your mind.

Get to work on time for a change, and for heaven’s sake, stop watching all those porno movies!

If the things you desire do not come it is due to karma created long ago, therefore keep a happy and relaxed mind.

You can’t help it that your parents were siblings or cousins, you got six fingers on your hands or an extra eye, deal with it.

As the flower is the forerunner of the fruit, so man's childhood is the promise of his life.

Don’t kick your nephew in the hiney every time your brother helps himself to the last beer in the fridge.

If you wish to probe the depths of a man's character, test him with that which is his life's greatest need.

You are ALWAYS gonna be broke, pal, don’t even worry about it.